Life instructions for simple men.

How Do Iā€¦?

Man has question. Cave has answer. Probably with a chart it does not need.

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šŸ³Feed SelfMake food. Not go hospital.šŸ§½Clean CaveCave less grim. Man less feral.šŸ”§Fix ThingHang shelf. Stop drip. Look capable.šŸ“±Tame TechnologyMake glowing rectangle obey.šŸ’·Guard CoinsKeep coin. Lose less coin.šŸ§“Smell GoodMaintain the meat suit.šŸ’¬Talk To HumanSay right words. Cause less damage.šŸŒ¹Make Partner Less FuriousNotice thing. Do thing. Keep peace.šŸ§ Remember ThingLater is not a real place.

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How Put Bog Seat Down

Seat has two modes. Down is peace. A full cost/benefit analysis of the hardest one-second task known to man.

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How Cook Chicken Without Hospital

Chicken is good. Raw chicken is a betrayal. Man learns the one number that stands between dinner and the liquid-poop dimension.

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