Life instructions
for
simple men.
Man is not broken. Man is just running old software. Tiny guides for cooking, cleaning, fixing, apologising and not living like a confused cave animal.
Things Man Trying To Do
š½ How Put Bog Seat Downā¦š How Cook Chicken Without Hospitalā¦š§ How Hang Shelf Without Inventing New Holeā¦š§½ How Clean Bathroom Like Adultā¦š· How Make Budget Without Cryingā¦š± How Stop Laptop Being Slowā¦š¹ How Buy Flowers Before Crime Has Happenedā¦š§ How Remember Birthday Without Becoming Detectiveā¦
Pick man problem
What man trying to do today?
š³Feed SelfMake food. Not go hospital.š§½Clean CaveCave less grim. Man less feral.š§Fix ThingHang shelf. Stop drip. Look capable.š±Tame TechnologyMake glowing rectangle obey.š·Guard CoinsKeep coin. Lose less coin.š§“Smell GoodMaintain the meat suit.š¬Talk To HumanSay right words. Cause less damage.š¹Make Partner Less FuriousNotice thing. Do thing. Keep peace.š§ Remember ThingLater is not a real place.
Scribbles man should read
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